As you might imagine, the first part turned out far better than anyone could have imagined.
He was barely recognisable: cool, elegant, clean-cut, his hair baby-blond to offset a classy light suit.
Negotiating with them patiently, he personally arranged a police escort to deliver me back in one piece to my hotel.
Angie was the original Courtney Love.
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Come on, shall we get this thing over with? Thankfully, Angela Bowie, Lady Stardust herself, shares our commitment to trawling through the gutters in search of sordid sexual revelations.